Awwwwww Cupcake sooooo merry I love this baby girl #tbt #threecorgis #corgi #cute #love (at


overheard at the dominos I work at:

"pizza seller. I am going on a delivery and I need your strongest pizzas."

"you cannot handle my strongest pizzas, driver"

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Captain Corgi can use your help!
I hate, hate, hate asking people for help or money or anything, but I’m at a place in my life where it’s come to asking for help, or digging myself into a deeper financial hole.  I’m struggling, but I try my hardest to make sure that I have everything I need to take care of the best thing in my life - Kali.
She has reoccurring issues with her health whether it’s skin allergies, food allergies, or whatever.  She couldn’t eat the vet-prescribed food either, so every 2-3 years she would get bladder stones.  According to her bodily schedule, she shouldn’t get them until next year.
They’ve arrived early and I am extremely unprepared.
I’ve set up a gofundme for this because I am that desperate.  If you can’t donate, I understand.  This is, after all, not your problem to deal with - it’s mine.
$400 will get me the basic care (blood work to confirm, possible x-rays, medication, and the special food that dissolves the stones that she can, thankfully eat).  $600 will get me started on a new plan my vet has with new food (that she can hopefully eat) that will hopefully keep this from happening again.
I can’t offer much, but I can offer something.  Please contact me if you would like something in exchange for your donation - I have over two thousand Disney pins (most of them Stitch) that I can mail to you.  Or I have a collection of bells or other knick knacks.Anything will help, thank you.

Signal boost!!  Help this cutie corgi!
What if women had minstrel cycles instead of menstrual cycles? You’d just have a guy with a lute follow you around for a week every month and play you songs constantly?

My boyfriend (via thecarrionlibrarian)

#no but can you imagine if that was how you learned once a month you weren’t pregnant#by some dude singing songs about the victory of it#you wake up and he’s there and you are so happy#this dude becomes your favorite dude#but then you realize you haven’t seen your friend’s minstrel in a while#I mean everyone notices#like half the people are on the same cycle so for one week out of four your job is just flooded with fucking minstrels everywhere#the cacophony#but Mary over there is all alone#and she’s like my minstrel is late#but we all fucking know#her minstrel has gone off to find her a baby#a nine month journey he must make alone#and until he comes back there is no music in her life#what a glorious world this would be#I love the minstrels (@onionjuggler)

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